You might be a redneck if you prop your shotgun up on a barstool to hold your broken microwave door shut so that it will cook for an extended period of time. A redneck or really, really lazy. Our microwave is broken people and the door will not shut. I thought my family would feel a sense of desperation and go out and buy all new stainless appliances for the sake of one broken microwave, but it looks like they feel shotguns as a cooking utensil is perfectly sensible and cost-effective. Could somebody help me please?????
